Lucas and the Truth about Women

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2010-05-01 01:27:09

Last author: wicked fae mage
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"Grab my ass again and I'll break your fingers," Lulu threatened. She thrust Lucas' arm back at him. She moved up in the lunch line, sliding next to Anka. "Seriously, why is he so desperate?"

"Why are you so touchy?" Lucas countered.

"Probably because my ass feels like a pin cushion," Lulu replied.

"I think it's more like the lack of romance," Lucas cut in.

"And what do you know about romance?" Anka asked.

"Hey," Nami and Chloe stepped into line behind Lucas.

"What'd we miss?" Chloe asked.

"Long line," Anka shrugged.

"And Lucas was about to tell us about romance," Lulu added.

"Really?" Nami asked curiously.

"Well, Lulu is touchy because she has sex and is gone, and she craves cuddling and affection, maybe a few light kisses," he caressed her cheek, "Somebody to stare into your eyes and tell you how beautiful you are, and brush the stray hairs from your eyes..."

Lulu jumped backwards, slapping Lucas' hand away from her. "What's wrong, sweetie?" Chloe asked.

"He...he got me wet!" Lulu squeaked.

"What? Do me!" Chloe said quickly. "I mean...I don't believe it..." she laughed nervously.

"Somebody's hit a dry spell..." Nami muttered dryly.

"I'm a Gemini," Lucas muttered.

"What does that have to do with anything? Lulu's a Gemini too," Anka cut in.

"I can use my tongue," Lucas winked at Chloe, taking her arm and licking her wrist. "See, slowly licking you everywhere would make you sooo wet..."

"And smell like spit," Nami added.

Lucas turned to Nami, leaving the startled Chloe in place. He stroked Nami's cheek with one hand, running his fingers through her hair, "Ready to sleep with me yet?" he whispered as he ran his fingers down Nami's neck.

"Not a chance. And if you ever get this close again I'll castrate you," Nami said firmly.

"Lucas! What the hell are you doing?" Nagi demanded.

"He's just trying to turn me on and prove that he knows everything about women," Nami said nonchalantly.

"B-but...Nami's a fire sign...it always works." Lucas stroked his chin.

"Now, epic fail on me," Anka offered.

Lucas smirked, pulling a chocolate bar from out of his pocket. "I'll pour chocolate all over your body and lick it off..." he whispered/

"Yummy," Anka grinned. "Nagi, got money? I want a candy bar now."

Nagi passed her a dollar bill, "Why are you doing this?"

"Because Lucas is an epic fail," Nami replied.

"Well, half...he left those two stunned..." Anka waved her hand in front of Lulu and Chloe, both of who didn't move or blink.

"I have more techniques!" Lucas insisted.

"Well, I've got time. Feel free to try them all," Nami laughed, cutting past him in line.

2010-05-01 [Ravendust]: nice start xDDD

2010-05-01 [wicked fae mage]: I figure sterotypes, intimacy, how to turn women on and such could be good starter topics

2010-05-01 [Ravendust]: haha, go for it xD

2010-06-24 [wicked fae mage]: Lucas, Lucas, Lucas *tsks*

2010-08-10 [wicked fae mage]: Lucas=not romantic?

2010-08-10 [Ravendust]: lol, yeah, he's just trying to turn them on, that's so NOT romantic xD

2010-08-10 [wicked fae mage]: He knows how to be romantic, but is simply bored by it

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: because romance doesn't typically land him in bed almost immediately? xD

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, exactly

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: heh, I understand him more now I think xP

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: Me too. He needs to have a handsome, charming cousin named Luis/Luigi etc that is only set on Nami and Anka, but all of the other girls are in love with him (we can make up a few female friends) and even a few males have man-crushes.

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: lol interesting thought there xD maybe there are two charming cousins to play around with xP

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: Maybe...one set on Nami and the other on Anka xD

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: lol yeah xD

I was thinking... we don't write nearly enough about Akira... considering he's Lulu's future husband xD

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: I figured that his role would come in closer to the Egyptian thingie

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: ah, yeah, that makes sense xP

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah since they didn't meet him until just before that

2010-08-22 [Ravendust]: true, true *nods*

2010-08-22 [wicked fae mage]: But, that would prove interesting...two charming Lucases (or Luci (lu-kai) for properness)

2010-08-29 [Ravendust]: lmao yeah xP

2010-08-29 [wicked fae mage]: Luci (Lu-kai)-noun. pl form of Lucas. AKA Hell on earth.

2010-11-24 [wicked fae mage]: Lewis and Luigi--Lucas' super romantic cousins!

2010-11-25 [Ravendust]: heehee, yeah, forgot about that idea xD were we plotting to impliment it in this story or another little snippet of fun?

2010-11-25 [wicked fae mage]: Yes, and since I added two girls...we should use them as being in love with the Luci...and thus give them personalities and backgrounds. I was thinking that one is Chloe's cousin or something and the other is an exchange student...any thoughts on Zoey and Toby?

2010-11-25 [Ravendust]: Zoey and Toby are the new chicks introduced in the blizzard, right? I don't have much of a grasp on them :-/

2010-11-25 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, Toby's the drama queen and Zoey is the flirt

2010-11-25 [Ravendust]: yeah, I noticed that, just not too sure on them yet, you know? xD

2010-11-25 [wicked fae mage]: Hmm...*continues plotting*

2010-11-25 [Ravendust]: plotting is fun

2010-11-25 [wicked fae mage]: Indeed it is. I will sleep on what and who they are...

2010-11-25 [Ravendust]: mmkays, lemme know what you come up with

2010-11-27 [wicked fae mage]: What I've come up with is something similar to what I stated before...

Zoey is not used to normal customs as Lulu had to adjust because of different classes and thus is used to getting her way (maybe Zoey did so by being pretty and rich and Toby did so by whining and manipulating people?) and she comes around to thinking she's of the same species as the others on Valentine's day and thus why she is so full of love...

Toby is just eccentric, a strange home life where emotions aren't talked about so she has so much build up and no control over them. She means well, but she can't know what she was never taught.

2010-11-27 [Ravendust]: same species as the others on Valentine's day?

2010-11-27 [wicked fae mage]: Being so far above the others in her mind that she thinks she's a better species

2010-12-20 [Ravendust]: ah, okay, could be interesting

2010-12-20 [wicked fae mage]: Indeed. A senior trip would prove interesting with all of our characters.

2010-12-21 [Ravendust]: xD would the senior trip occur before or after their misadventures in Egypt?

2010-12-21 [wicked fae mage]: After. It would also have Mcgrath as a chaperon

2010-12-21 [Ravendust]: Mcgrath xD

2010-12-21 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, wonder what he'd do if he found out we threw him into a whacky story...

2010-12-27 [Ravendust]: hmm, good question, one day we'll totally have to barge into his class, force him to read the stories, or at least the ones with him in it and get an opinion xD

2010-12-27 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, he'll love that.

"Why aren't I telling these kids how stupid they are?"
"Next paragraph."
"Oh, good. Great book."

2010-12-27 [Ravendust]: heehee yeah, I can see that xD

2010-12-27 [wicked fae mage]: Yes, especially if it's short xD

2010-12-27 [Ravendust]: haha, yeah

2010-12-27 [wicked fae mage]: I loved McGrath

2010-12-27 [Ravendust]: me too, he was a great teacher

2010-12-27 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah and poor Pat...forbid if she needed a student during his class

2010-12-27 [Ravendust]: yeah...

2010-12-27 [wicked fae mage]: But she started making students handle McGrath xD

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: haha, yeah, they got less heat xP

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: But still harassed xD

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: indeed... I miss the good ole days...

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Me too. I hate not being in school

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: yeah, same here...

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: We've been on break for 10 days and I'm dying of boredom

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: that sucks...

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah...it does. I've been writing a wee bit, but that's about it

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: I haven't been too inspired lately, I was worried, but we've done a fair bit tonight...

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: I've been overly inspired. So much stuff that it conflicts with the novel it exists in

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: nice

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, somewhat. Since two of the characters are precognitive it can work out in the end

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: oh?

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Well, not all of their premonitions have to come completely true

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: who is precognitive?

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Two of my characters. They're precognitive, the second born are telekinetic and the third born are mind readers

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: ah, thats neat

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yes, they're sworn enemies, too. And they're more alike than anybody else they come to know

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: makes it more fun xD

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, but there is a problem with that too. They're soul mates xD

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: haha, thats something that I thought xP

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, and even in the very end whey they're found out they argue over who's fault it is that they ended up being in love, soul mates etc

2010-12-30 [Ravendust]: xD nice

2010-12-30 [wicked fae mage]: Yeah, I love them xD

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